NLP Store Central Covert Ops page
for piRATeS

Now, let us sweeten the pot for the piRATeS.

Since most of you are wannabe's anyway, we do sort of feel a little sorry for you. After all, most of you spent the bulk of your time in front of your keyboards dreaming about what you can be and if you keep staring at that screen, and look hard enough into the reflection, you'll see yourself . . . and what you really are. You really have to do that kind of mirroring before you can really get away with the other kind.

Now, let's see . . . we have a special grace period just for you, and you do know who you are. Since you're a piRATe anyway, we have a deal for you!! Turn yourself in to us, confess, and you win a STAY OUT OF CIVIL COURT FREE reprieve from us! That's right. We won't prosecute you in civil court. Isn't that grand? But, this offer to you is only good for the next 10 days, until December 16, 2001. After that, you're on your own. And after that, I get to do my thing while others get to do theirs. No veggies for these guys, they're Carnivores, if you get my drift.

Oh, yeah, you should know that I don't have to prosecute anything today, or even tomorrow. I can wait. And wait until we have enough evidence for all of you. The statute of limitations is quite generous. Investigations can go on and on. It doesn't matter to me at all. Time, after all, is on my side.

Now you've got to admit, you must be wondering by now which one of your friends and/or associates will be turning themselves in first or worse, yet: turning you in for that other reprieve I'll get to soon!! By the way, we already have three with the courage enough to come forward. (Yeah, they needed a little prodding and some of you even threatened a few of the others, but a little prodding by me is much better than the pRod from my friend Bubba in Rahway State Prison.)

Oh, and there is one other hitch to this for you: if someone else gives you up before you give yourself up, you don't win the reprieve, sorry, you don't get to pass go, you don't get to collect anything . . . well, you know the rest. It's the survival of the fittest thing here for us. You know, you snooze, you lose. Some of your buddies ain't snoozin'.

But hey, we are generous, and after all, this is the season of giving . . . SO we are going to give you an even better deal . . . Give up 5 of your buddies and you get a STAY OUT JAIL reprieve!! That's right, we won't prosecute you criminally, either!! Isn't that super??

Hey, do you own your home or rent it?

Oh, I know, you're a student, just learning and getting ready to start a career, sponging off someone else all these years!! Right? Does making license plates appeal to your sense of easy living with Bubba as your new "buddy"?

Now, in case you think you're not breaking any laws, (which we will never accept as an excuse, so don't bother), we also want to take this opportunity to contribute to your education!! Aren't we generous?! Just go here and educate yourself about what could be in store for you!! See, here's why you saying you didn't know better isn't good. One of your friends said to the group:

Now I know what you're thinking: You're in Canada, Germany, or maybe some other country and you can't be touched, right? Wrong!! You can actually be invited to beautiful New Jersey, home of the Sopranos, birthplace of Jack Nicholson, Joe Pesci, Meryl Streep, Danny Devito, Bruce Springsteen, Richard Bandler, and me, of course, (along with a host of others), where you can enjoy your stay for as long as it takes to prosecute you!! Yup!! You will have the time of your life - spent right here!! Or you can go for the special offer above. You obviously haven't made that many good decisions recently, so let's see what you've learned about how to make that right decision today!

If you would have bothered to stop and listen and LEARN from any of the Bandler products you've been boosting, you'd understand how to make good decisions.

I know, you've never bothered to train with Richard Bandler, right? You're one of those shooters out there who just trashes him in public, and all that, and then you want to learn everything you can from him because you know he's the best there is!! Well, yes, he's my friend, I have lots of them in the field, and he's not perfect, likes it that way, and he's the most popular guy on your servers so he must have something you want but won't admit to!! Ha!! Your sex life probably runs the same pattern, if you have a sex life, no, if you have a life at all.

And some of you purport to be NLP trainers or something like that which is supposed to impress others!! Well, once my very generous special offer is over and you've let my generous offer slip through your greasy, grimy little fingers, guess what?!! I may just give you free advertising!! That's right! After all, like you, we want to help everyone out there. Except we want to help them to make the right decision!! If you'd steal products from anyone, you'd steal from your own customers - and we think we should let people know just who you are and what you're willing to do!! It's people like you that are giving the field a bad rap . . . integrity . . . you don't even have a meaning for the word.

Well, now it's time to make that decision what's it gonna be?
Here I'll even give you a hint:
Are you a: